KISSING FROG BOOKS

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If a bigfoot dies in the forest, but no one is there to see, does it still leave a body? Sixteen-year-old Piper O’Connell knows the answer is yes. It’s her responsibility to “scrub” the bodies of deceased bigfoot so the species won’t be discovered by humans who are hunting them. Piper’s job must be kept secret from her family, friends, and school, but that’s not easy when bigfoot die at the most inconvenient times—and in the most challenging locations.

In this second installment of the Flashfire Series, an unusually high number of dead bigfoot are turning up in the woods surrounding the small town of Senoia, Georgia. It’s up to Piper and her hybrid bigfoot boyfriend Sam to figure out what’s going on so they can keep the species safe.

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Everyone has heard stories about terrifying monsters like vampires, zombies, werewolves, and witches. The experts claim there’s nothing to worry about, since monsters only exist in books and movies. But what if those so-called “experts” are wrong? Or what if they want you to let your guard down so the monsters will eat you first? How can you protect yourself from blood-thirsty vampires or hungry werewolves? What about walking corpses and cranky witches?

This book is your first line of defense against a wide variety of evil creatures. It will teach you to identify them, repel them, and escape from them. You’ll even learn what to do if you’re attacked and become a monster yourself. The advice includes Important Safety Tips like, “Don’t waste your money on a mongoose” and “Yogurt can be your best friend or worst enemy.” You’ll also find activities like quizzes to help identify witches and how to use mirrors to tell if you have already become a vampire.

Author Tweedy Britches might be young, but he has already spent years learning the secrets of avoiding monsters, escaping from monsters, destroying monsters, and helping other people stay safe from monsters. Now he uses his expertise to help keep others from becoming part of a monster menu.

Recommended ages: 8-12 years

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If a bigfoot dies in the forest, but no one is there to see, does it still leave a body?

When 16-year-old Piper O’Connell moved with her family to the quaint town of Senoia, Georgia, she never expected to find a community of the legendary bigfoot in her own backyard. Now, a few short months later, she is playing a vital role in keeping the creatures secret from human hunters who would expose them. Not that she wants the job. It’s dangerous, the hours stink, and bigfoot look down on the “scrubs” who dispose of their dead.

The job’s only perk is Sam, her tall, dark, handsome, and genetically complicated partner. When someone close to Sam is murdered, Piper must find the killer before Piper herself becomes the next victim and the race of bigfoot is discovered.

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Book One in the World of Abraxas Series

David Stanhope is an average twelve-year-old. His friends are geeks. School is an endless series of humiliations. And his summer vacation is about to be wasted at a broken-down cabin in the middle of nowhere.

But there’s a secret lurking in David’s attic. It transports him and his sister Amanda to the magical world of Abraxas where dragons scour the prairie for prey and centaurs patrol in search of humans. They learn that the people of Abraxas live in fear of a centuries-old sorcerer who has spent his life trying to impose his evil rule on the entire land. If he discovers who David and Amanda really are, they will be forced to help him – or be destroyed.

Before the Stanhopes can escape back to their own world, they need answers: How did a priceless treasure end up in their attic? Why is a dragon afraid of a compass? Can a centaur wear a tool belt? Why is a huge talking frog following Amanda? And what’s Lucy the Moat Monster’s favorite food?

World of Abraxas Book 2

When David Stanhope and his sister Amanda unearthed a mysterious ruby in their family’s attic last summer, it launched them on the adventure of a lifetime. A year later, they’re back home, trying to lead normal lives. Until one day a knock at the door forces them back into dangerous power struggles in the magical world of Abraxas.

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For Vivien, the worst part of living in a graveyard has got to be at night when the gates clang together like the dead are trying to escape. Or it could be the funerals and crying people all the time. Or maybe it’s how she thinks the other seventh graders at her new school will treat her when they find out her house is surrounded by corpses.

No, life at the cemetery isn’t perfect, but it does hold a fascinating mystery. Vivien discovers a gravestone belonging to a woman who was born in 1863, but there’s no date of death on it. The woman would be 150 years old, so Vivien knows she can’t still be alive. But if she died, why isn’t the date carved on her headstone? Did someone just forget, or is it something else? Vivien wants a logical explanation, but she keeps coming back to her goofy little brother’s belief that the woman was never buried because she’s a vampire.

Vivien needs to solve this mystery fast before she has to admit that vampires are real and her brother is actually right about something.

My name is John Regan. I had to move to Chicago in seventh grade when my dad got a new job. I expected to be a friendless, pathetic earthworm at my new school, leaving slime trails in the hall for more popular kids to slip on. I didn’t expect that my bizarre grandmother would move in, or that a creepy kid would stalk my house, or my teacher would be a vampire, and the girl I liked would think boys are the enemy.

But what I really never expected was that it would be a blast.

ADULT HORROR/SUSPENSE from KISSING FROG BOOKS

(Note: Contains adult content)

Maybe Angie should have asked more questions about why her new house was so cheap, but the Victorian fixer-upper had lots of potential and promised an engrossing DIY project to distract her from the miserable end of her marriage.

SOMETHING DIFFERENT from KISSING FROG BOOKS

Everyone’s favorite zombie TV show calls Senoia, Georgia home. Fans from all over the world flock to this small town to see where the heroes, villains, and undead fight for survival. This map displays dozens of locations around town where key scenes from the show were filmed. Its full-color 11″X17″ format makes a great souvenir from a trip into your favorite TV show!

Maps are sold for $10 at many merchants in the Senoia area including Table Talk or Queen’s Jewels.